magnacarterholygrail:

Tennille - B-Side (A Bronx Tail, 2010)

endthefeds:

kaws

puddin-bowl:

How being in college feels

x-dopeshit:

http://x-dopeshit.tumblr.com

queensustruggles:

combusken:

My boyfriend started a club where he would go to the library and help older people with their phones and tablets and the most baffling story he told me was that an old woman came in who didn’t know that charging phones was a thing so everytime her phone died she would just throw it out and buy a new one

truestoriesaboutme:

haillordsauron:

castlestark:

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

Lol

*cut to 15 years later*

“Miss, you have to make the hologram 3D.”

“What? Hold on, I’m trying to full screen this. Where’s the cursor?”

“There is no cursor, Miss. Flick your wrist to make the hologram 3D.”

“And that’ll fullscreen it?”

*entire class sighs*

robregal:

Classic.

n0-sudden-revelations:

flatbear:

tickling-your-man-boobies:

dudewheresmycat:

give me the reasons not to reblog this.

they don’t exist

You don’t see many Mumford and Sons gifsets. This is really cool.

YOU DON’T SEE MANY MUMFORD AND SONS GIFSETS

cosmoshoe:

cosmoshoe:

What is America’s obsession with Bill Nye the Science Guy I once said in class that I had never seen it and this girl yelled YOU’VE NEVER WATCHED BILL NYE and in 5 seconds flat half the class was screaming HOW COULD YOU HAVE NEVER WATCHED BILL NYE while the other half chanted BILL BILL BILL BILL

America is starting to sound like a fucking cult tbh

beyoncepourinsugaronmydick:

teaforyourginaa:

when you ain’t wash the dishes the night before and your mom sees them in the morning

bruh 

fallen-inspiration:

medusan:

aydol:

GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS

i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround

When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv

THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????

u dead

u hella ded

doctorbatman:

monobuu:

The Avengers are hiring!

thepoeticlovechild:

f0llar:

thepoeticlovechild:

f0llar:

thepoeticlovechild:

f0llar:

Sometimes you trying to make pancakes and shit but people wanna play you and just give you the instructions and not the eggs and the milk and etc like the fuck Ima do with just the instructions!!!! Dream up the fucking pancakes!!!?? NOOO!!!

Fuckin 21 years old and don’t know how to make pancakes

I actually do know how to make pancakes bitch that’s the problem!!! I DONT NEED THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS I NEED THE SHIT TO MAKE THE FUCKING PANCAKES

Can you even reaching the box? Do you need ya little step ladder ?

Ima keep this as nice as I can . you can take that step ladder and shove that shit right up your ass like I’ve said many many times you heathen whore I’ve been climbing cabinets all my life fuck you and fuck your step ladder next time you take a group picture I hope you enjoy standing in the back bitch

I’m not reading all of this